Thursday, May 21, 2009

Surprise NSFW

My boss at work gets this catalog: Walter Drake.  It has a bunch of As Seen On TV items as well as other helpful things around the house.  Here is some of the kitchen ware items, click here. 

Look here, you can get christian mementos! You can get aids for daily living here.  A lot of stuff.  So I'm browsing all the stuff and I see this little item on page 31.  Click.  Errrr, I've never seen one of those and I hope I never do and I hope I never have to use one.  

I flip 2 more pages to page 34 and nearly spit my soda out of my mouth.  This is a warning, this item is not something you'd expect to see in this kind of catalog.  If you are at all offened by items you might keep hidden in the back of your closet, don't click the link.  This link.  

Hello?  What the heck is THAT doing in there?  I can just see my MIL leafing thru this catalog thinking she might pick up one of those rolling grocery carts, or maybe the meatloaf pan that drains all the fat out of the pan or even a pair of the moistureproof salt and pepper shakers.  But that?  

Bwhahahahaha.  

3 comments:

Donita Curioso said...

I like the "you may also like" products at the bottom of the page.

Hmm, do they take Visa?

Donita Curioso said...

"Includes padded storage pillow"

VO said...

Hilarious, no? Bwhahahaa.