Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The dog is still alive, although I thought about not allowing him to live

The puppy ate my cell. My Env2. ATE IT. Took it off the chair where I was sitting and ATE IT.

But it still works. Even the camera which looks like it wouldn't but it does.

This is what it's supposed to look like.

Pretty eh?

Now look at the aftermath of the puppy's voracious canine gnawing.

Doesn't it make you sick? It makes me sick. I JUST got the phone a few months ago.

I do have to say LG makes a good product if it could withstand that (ok so it only sorta withstood it). I think I should send it to LG and ask them to give me a new phone and they can use my phone as a testiment to how well built their product is.

I can't wait to have everyone call me trailer trash for having to use this phone.


Donita Curioso said...


Even the belly photo you have on the screen adds an interesting touch.

I don't understand him chewing on that phone. It must have all kinds of icky, plastic-ey, electronic, non-natural smells in it. I would think any normal dog would be repulsed by it. Maybe the manufacturer used dead rabbit as one of the components.

VO said...

You forget, this is the same dog who was bleeding from his rectum about a year ago. Took him to the vet and it turns out he was chewing the hard plastic blue food bowl and bits of it were going thru his system and cutting him in the exit. We changed to stainless metal bowls.

He chews soda cans if he can get a hold of them.

Brother Atom Bomb of Reflection said...

One night, I couldn't find the remote to my Alarm Clock/CD player. I eventually found it in the dogs' sleeping area. It didn't fair nearly as well as your phone.

Billy Canary said...

At least we don't have to buy him a chew toy.

Billy Canary said...

Are the calls muffled?

Billy Canary said...

Hold his mouth to your ear and his but to your mouth and speak clearly.

Billy Canary said...

two t's in butt

VO said...

I might kill my husband and the dog too. Might lighten my mood.

Donita Curioso said...

Hmmm... There's just something about Mocha's kids, isn't there?

Interesting suggestion, Bill. You first.

Billy Canary said...

There's a Christmas stew on the stove that keeps ringing. Hmmm.